I don’t know how I feel about this whole two year old thing. One minute I absolutely love it and it’s my favorite age and the next I feel like I’m going to strangle them. And everyone says three is worse! But I love this series of posts because it reminds me of all the funny, quirky, wonderful things they say when I’m about ready to collapse from exhaustion or when I feel like my brain is going to explode if I have to break up one more fight.
PS. Momma, I am so sorry for the times I messed with Kathleen just to get her upset. I had no idea what I was doing to you, I really just wanted to piss her off.
Hazel: (as her character) I have to go potty! (moves her toy to my cheek).
Me: Is my face the toilet?
Haley: I need my microphone glass.
Haley: Sissy, may I use it?
They say may when they are asking for something. It makes me melt. I love how polite they are.
Me: I’m scared.
Hazel: No, you not scared. You brave.
Haley: I’m fixing the table. There. All clean.
Haley: Is that me again? Oh, I so sorry!
Me: What happened?
Haley: I toot and poop again. I toot and toot and toot!
Me: Is it time to get out of the tub?
Haley: No, I just fell a little bit.
Me: Okay, well, five more minutes and then you need to be all done.
Haley: Okay, I just going to relax a little bit.
Haley: Bye, snail! Thank you, snail!
Me: What are you going to do?
Hazel: I come see you and roar. ROAR!
Me: Hazel, that is not listening. That is called being defiant.
Me: Exactly. It took all the self control I have not to laugh when she did this.